PRESS
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The Proud Sovereign Nation of Turkey wishes for peace but will no longer tolerate Russian aggression in the Turkish Black Sea. The Black Sea is part of Turkey 's rich cultural heritage and Russia has attempted to invade it and harvest our Sturgeon. The Proud and excellent Turkish navy was able to prevent this. Therefore, Turkey unilaterally declares war on Russia. Prepare to die Russian pigs. You will suffer for the insolence of Tsar Chonko!
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from "Yasutomo J. Uemura" < tomo@lorentz.phys.columbia.edu>
hide details Mar 2
to joshua.p.small@gmail.com
date
Mar 2, 2007 9:26 PM
subject
Diplomacy Game
mailed-by
lorentz.phys.columbia.edu
Dear Josh:
How have you been ? How is your game of diplomacy ?
Peter's Diplomacy skill is even worse than his shogi game.
You and your pals should make short work of him.
Sincerely yours,
Tomo Uemura
Columbia University
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Message Intercept. Names and possessive articles for countries have been changed to protect the innocent
5:41 PM me: what are you doing with wayne?
5:43 PM joshua: i got brandon provisionally on my side and can take england whenever i want to since i have the channel. i need to get wayne out of the picture.
me: so you are enlisting him to get Wayne?
joshua : wayne is really paranoid but he does trust me the most. why not use that as an advantage?
me: so you are hoping to take Wayne with a blitz and then hope Brandon gets stuck with trying to fight Russia?
joshua: for now
5:45 PM me: sounds like you are playing this like you play chess. always thinking 4 moves ahead.
5:47 PM joshua: so since you are *********, will you help out?
5:48 PM me: I could. I have a lot on my plate too as far as alliances go. get back to me after this move
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COePDRdup-I
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NEWS
The Great and Peaceful Republic of Turkey is saddened to see the breakdown of diplomacy at such an early stage in our struggle. We seek nothing more than peaceful compromise. However, recent world events have forced us to tighten the chinstraps on our glorious Fez and prepare for battle in defence of homeland and sovereignty.
Our strategists are downing ibriks of coffee at an alarming rate, and we have many plans for Turkish Preservation.
As always, we invite all nations to treat with us in an effort to maintain the stability of Europe.
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Status of the Adjustment orders for Winter of 1901. (UWS)
England: Build.
France: Build.
France: Build.
Germany: Build.
Italy: Build.
Russia: Build.
Russia: Build.
Turkey: Build.
Turkey: Build.
Unit locations:
Austria: F Albania, A Serbia, A Vienna.
England: A London, F North Sea, F Norway.
France: A Belgium, F English Channel, A Portugal.
Germany: F Holland, A Kiel, A Ruhr.
Italy: F Ionian Sea, A Trieste, A Tyrolia.
Russia: A Rumania, F Sevastopol, F Sweden, A Warsaw.
Turkey: F Black Sea, A Bulgaria, A Greece.
Ownership of supply centers:
Austria: Budapest, Serbia, Vienna.
England: Edinburgh, Liverpool, London, Norway.
France: Belgium, Brest, Marseilles, Paris, Portugal.
Germany: Berlin, Holland, Kiel, Munich.
Italy: Naples, Rome, Trieste, Venice.
Russia: Moscow, Rumania, Sevastopol, St Petersburg, Sweden, Warsaw.
Turkey: Ankara, Bulgaria, Constantinople, Greece, Smyrna.
Unowned: Denmark, Spain, Tunis.
Austria: 3 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 0 units.
England: 4 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 1 unit.
France: 5 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 2 units.
Germany: 4 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 1 unit.
Italy: 4 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 1 unit.
Russia: 6 Supply centers, 4 Units: Builds 2 units.
Turkey: 5 Supply centers, 3 Units: Builds 2 units.
1 comment:
Lies, Lies, and Damned Slanderous Lies!!!
The Fierce Turks laugh heartily at the false press reports posted by some cowardly nation.
The Turks love Mother Russia. We love their furry hats, their pointy domes, their stout womenfolk...
Turkey holds it's alliance with the CCCP near to its heart.
Any nation so miserable as to resort to false press should quake in their beds, for the next sounds they will hear will be the ringing of Turkish sabres. We will decimate your forces. WE WILL PREVAIL!
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